My best friend in the world who moved out of country linked this to me today. It absolutely made my day. I just wanted to say, thanks so much. c:
I went through the other valentines afterwards, and they're all absolutely awesome. You give them a valentine's day feel, while keeping well in touch with the Skyrim basis. Or, maybe that's the other way around? I don't know.
This requires a story. *Lydia slowly turned in the dim wind of the throat of the world, her eyes resting upon her thane, his garb daedric. His name was mike the unimpressive, as he was known the the native nords. The nick name was due to his unimpressive combat skills. The only reason he'd actually made it to the throat of the world was due to Lydia's unyielding devoution to his safety."Mike." she said coldly glareing at him. The timid imperial gulped and turned to her."Y-yes?" he replied shakily. Lydia slowly grinned evilly at him, and in one swift motion of her knee planted it firmly in his balls. The imperial made a very pathetic whimper as he grabbed his nuts."Wh...tha...." he was almost in tears as he gritted his teeth biting his bottom lip. Lydia wasted no time, pounceing on him like a couger on the prowl, or a drunken khajiit. Her lips locked with his own, as her tongue curled around his dominatly. Her hand ripping apart his daedric breastplate with almost.... ease. "Um..." Paarthurnax watched on deeply confused and slightly scared. As he watched the supposed dragonborn be basically molested by his guardian. The dova rubbed the back of his neck with his wing, uncomfortably. The brunette on Mike continued to roughly kiss the imperial, quickly forcing him on to his back."Paarthurnax! do something!" he cried out to the elder dragon."What? no way! she's scarier then Alduin when hes mad!" the dragon replied flying off."PAARTHURNAX NOOO!" he said reaching for the dragon's shrinking form upon the sky. "shut up!" Lydia's booming voice made the man squeek and flinch. Things only got worse from there, and so the imperial was rapped on a mountain. Well... not so much rape as he enjoyed it half way through, even with Lydia's rather dominating nature. But to this day in skyrim, Paarthurnax is afraid of lydia.