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JESUS, BELETHOR

I'M NOT GONNA DATE YOU

I'M NOT GONNA SELL YOU MY LITTLE BROTHER

SHUT UP AND LET ME SELL YOU MY MAMMOTH TUSKS
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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist
not sure if complement, or insult...
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:icononering-archer:
OneRing-Archer Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
So I pretty much need permission to use these somewhere in my Skyrim themed wedding.  
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:iconeasiertorunspyro:
easiertorunspyro Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite! :XD: ;)
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:icont-o-z-z-i-e:
t-o-z-z-i-e Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
DYING XD
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:iconshadowdragon117:
ShadowDragon117 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist
This made me laugh way more than it should have... XD
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:iconshaevizla4:
ShaeVizla4 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.../do/ come back!
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:iconmooncora:
MoonCora Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Wah... Just imagined someone saying that!!! ... Would totally work on some occasions! XD
So funny too =D
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:icontheduckwortgroup:
TheDuckwortGroup Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Student General Artist

I can't even choose a favorite from all of these.

BELETHOR WHAT CHU DOING WITH THOSE BARGAIN PRICED FLOWERS

ARE THEY FOR ME

(I hope so)

 

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:icontwistedhaunt:
TwistedHaunt Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Next time, come see me at my shop, got some things you'll just love.;) (Wink) 
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:iconseerwalker:
SeerWalker Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
He annoyed me so much I ended up killing him. Even though I don't have him as a handy merchant anymore, I don't regret it one bit.
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:iconkaiqing:
kaiqing Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
lol I'm deeply moved,seriously,almost cry
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:icontenthdoctor34:
TenthDoctor34 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student
lolz hes such a creeper but hes amusing XD and lol awesome pic
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:iconrexluna:
Rexluna Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
OH GOD. OH GOD. LMAO! I KNOW RIGHT?! He's such a creeper!
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:iconreplicatorfifth:
ReplicatorFifth Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO!
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:iconseerwalker:
SeerWalker Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
I killed him! So satisfying.
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:iconslinkythegreat:
SlinkyTheGreat Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hahahaaaa :3
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:iconyuhmadbroxd:
YuhMadBroXD Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lmao<3
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:iconfantasyaqua:
FantasyAqua Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAH cool!
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:icontyfans24:
tyfans24 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Student General Artist
lol i love this one too very well done!
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:iconaniphine:
Aniphine Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Professional Writer
Oh, that is so funny, I love it. :D
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:iconatticusblackwolf:
AtticusBlackwolf Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
Awwwesome!! excuse me while I go play some skyrim<3
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:iconbloodkandi13:
bloodkandi13 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
right. im faving all these valentine thingies, BECAUSE THEYRE EPIC. as i said ^_^
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:iconbecsparrow:
BecSparrow Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012
I didn't realise you were where these Skyrim valentines started! I had a good giggle at these a few weeks ago! Hehe XD Belethor's so creepy. Do come BAAAAAAACK >:D
I've been trying to think of one about the Amulets of Mara. INTERESTED IN ME, ARE YOU? Some of the things people say to you when you have one on are wonderful! I think one of the companions says "MARRY YOU? HECK I'D MARRY YOU. I'D MARRY YOU TWICE!" (I think it's the guy alwasy going on about mead X3
But yes, you have a lovely style C:
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Silverfang-SteelWolf Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you sure you wont sell your little brother, little brothers are in high demand this season.
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:iconthewatcher-x:
TheWatcher-X Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
This one is definitely my favorite!
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:iconkhimerra:
khimerra Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is hilarious! XD
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:iconjulia108:
Julia108 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Student General Artist
This is SO awesome xD I showed them all to by boyfriend xDD
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:icongreywolffaolan:
GreyWolfFaolan Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
I"m flattered, offended, confused, aroused, angry, and tickled at the same time..is that normal?
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:iconodinite:
Odinite Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
Heh I sent this to my man :)
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:icongillianivy:
GillianIvy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hee hee mammoth tusks....
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:icontukay:
Tukay Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
Awewome series! Thanks for sharing.
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:iconsuper6-4:
Super6-4 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLOLOLOL he sounds like such a creeper when he says "Do come back..."
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:iconryu-no-joou:
Ryu-No-Joou Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Best. Valentine. EVER.
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:iconinvizibiz:
Invizibiz Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Belethooor be my Valentine.

Lol I swear I am the only one who doesn't think he is a creep. XD
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:iconserling:
serling Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think he's a creep, but that's why I like him so much!
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:iconinvizibiz:
Invizibiz Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha xD

"do come baaaaack"
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:iconalyonamaksimova:
AlyonaMaksimova Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I love this :heart:
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:iconodinite:
Odinite Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
XD I love this one
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:iconxcnugget:
xcnugget Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
This one is my favorite, along with the dragon. Something about those two just tickled me :)
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:iconpuppeteerz:
Puppeteerz Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student General Artist
I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the heart. There's another idea.
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JuriyaShoh Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this; :D I'd show my husband this if he actually understood Skyrim's jokes. Maybe an arrow to the knee would make him understand :lol:
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:icondebra-marie:
Debra-Marie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconi-r-annet:
i-r-annet Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist
I don't know what I like better: the picture you did or the stories everyone has about Belethor. Best thing I've seen on DA for a while! xD
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:iconenthaga:
Enthaga Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
Well, are these gonna be real cards? XD If so, I'd buy 'em
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SAILORNIGHT23 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
I wish Belethor would just wear an actual shirt, instead of that piece of stringed crap. but he does have a nice body . . . ..
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:iconcowswithguns101:
CowsWithGuns101 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
XD bwahahahaha!
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:iconxxkrazyxkidxx:
XxKrAzYxKiDxX Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Student General Artist
lololol day made
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:icongrantgoboom:
grantgoboom Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hah!!
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:iconpythosblaze:
Pythosblaze Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Merchant perk for the wiiiiiin. I just sell everything to the Warmaiden's chick.
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littlemotorcar Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012   Digital Artist
LOVE THIS!! <3
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